DOS

DOS things:

UNO: Be impressed. Be very impressed with my blogging attempts. Note: more blogs in the past week than the past two months....HELLO!

DOS: Sometimes you need a change, sometimes you want to channel your inner Gene Gray, Sometimes you wish to be the best housewife in the world and be Bree Van DE Camp, Sometimes you want to be referred to as sparky or firecracker, S
Sometimes you want to feel fresh like the scent of an ORANGE. Sometimes you want to play strawberry shortcake in a pretend tea party.......
Sometimes you pay $75 for this:

Sometimes all you can see is RED!

Oh what do you do...

....in the summertime

when all the world is green?

Do you sit by a stream,

and lazily dream and

watch all the clouds roll by?

Is that what you do....

NO

I sit and act lame,

I loudly complain,

and watch as rain flows HIGH!

Is that what you do?

SO DO I!!!

I WILL kill you all

Sometimes I want to push people. Even the people I love. Even my bestest best friends... I want to push them down soemtimes. Sorry I love you, and I KNOW the feeling is mutual. EVEN husband....especially husband. He is too big though and past attempts have failed. It usually ends up me in a crumpled ball on the floor giggling from his overly large sausage fingers tickling me in my ribs...stupid ribs. I can say that, not in the way that most people mean when they say they can say that, more in the I have purged the blog haters and judgmentals out of my life and so I can say that because I know you ......yes you reading this right now....will not be like that. Thus, that is all I have to say....SOMETIMES I WANT TO PUSH PEOPLE DOWN.......

Oh MY LANTA!

So I am leaving for europe in less than three weeks. I am so excited. I cannot wait to go soak up the incredible beauty and culture....and what I mean by that is a lot of butter soaked carbs! YES! Die victory is SO sweet! Becasue as we all know calories don't count when you are not in your home country. They just don't exist. Poof! Suddenly I am the exotic curvacious american with fabulous hair and oversized rings! I love this idea! I am definitely going to soak it up! But alas.....

the downfall of it all.. I will be without husband, curling iron, and a shoe closet. YIKES! my breath is shortening, heart racing, eyes BUGGING! What the..are you serious? I am not so sure about this. I mean really, how am I the hair queen supposed to live without the sweet smell of hot iron burning product laquered hair? I gues there will be sacrifices made. I know! How can you appreciate the good ness without the bad? Opposition baby. My ticket out of here. I will sacrifice bad hair, and a twin bed in exchange for pain au chocolat, gelato, and fish and chips. Done.

You know its a wonder that I am not 300 pounds.

4 is my favorite number..except yesterday it was 3.

Yesterday was Tyler and I's anniversary. Three years and counting! I can't believe it has gone so fast! We had a great time! We Checked into the Providence Inn B&B on Sunday night and stayed up late watching movies and eating junk food. We also took a lovely bath in a huge jetted tub. All thanks to John and Arlette our friends/employers the whole thing was free! We stayed in the New Orleans room...a special tribute to the only other love of my life. Wink! So we slept in watched more movies and ate our favorite foods all day! We had Indian food for lunch and Thai food for dinner! We watched a total of five movies from Sunday night to Monday night..one of which was our wedding video which I still love to this day. I know I am a HUGE nerd! We were incredibly lazy and I am feeling the effects of our over indulgence and laziness today as my midsection is nice and snug in my pants! OOPS! But the most monumental..super incredible thing of all that we did on our anniversary this year was...........WE FINALLY PICKED OUR WEDDING PHOTOS! Shhh...a moment of silence if you will. The ending of a three year procrastination is nothing to take lightly. I feel so incomplete without this nagging, uncomfortable pinch in the back of my ars. How will I go on? It is weird and I might not be able to be ok. Is this what having food storage feels like? If so..there is no way I am doing that.

This is one of the pictures that I love from my wedding that I didn't know I had until yesterday when I chose my photos. I know its a little late to finally post wedding photos but hey..its like brand new and shiny to me still!

Down to the nitty gritty. Although Ty and I have experienced our fair share of ups and downs we have never been happier, truly. I feel like we are more in love than is possible. We are so blessed and have a lot of the peace and sanity in our little family because of the people in our life who have been so supportive and understanding. We have had some of our biggest "growing experiences" ( I put that word in quotes because that is what glass half full Megan would say, but the real me, the this glass is ugly and not fancy enough to grace my presence let alone the 1/4 cup of old juice in the bottom Megan refers to these "experiences" as the S*@! hitting the fan days o fun) and have come out on top. We have basically had the life of a soap opera. But who doesn't eh? Ok so here is the low down on what three years has been like:
Moved: 6 times in 2 1/2 years
Made my husband mad enough to actually yell at me: 3 times
Babies: 0
Baby scares: 2
# of Universities attended: 2
Gone to Europe: 1
Miles put on the car: 75,000
# of jobs had: 6
Amount of Indian/Thai food consumed: 100 pounds (jk I really don't know)
Heard Tyler Swear: 4 times
Made too much food for dinner: Everyday
Fought in public: too many to count
Wanted to kill each other: ALMOST everyday
Fought about nothing due to my hormones: 36 times
Trips to the hospital resulting in pirate attire: 1
Concussions: 2
Switched sides of the bed: 6
Road trips:12
Gotten drink off of chicken: 1
Ty complained about my bobby pins everywhere: 1,395 days
# of times threatened to throw the x box against the wall: every time I see it
# of I Love Yous: like infinity times 100
Falling in love with each other again and again: Priceless
Ok so I know that was cheesy but I could not resist! All in all we are so happy and so excited to see what the next 3 years will bring. So this is to the future...Please BE KIND!
PS to my husband, you are everything I never knew I wanted, and I love you more than I ever thought I could. Thank you.

How cool do you think I am right now? I can tell you that I am thinking I am really cool right now. Seriously. I am posting and it is not a new month or been over a month since my last post. I can tell you exactly what I am right now in three words: THE. BOMB. DIGGITY.
Here is the sitch: I am so done with school for the summer! I am so excited! Not to mention that in one of my classes I got 99% and the other one I got 100% on every assignment and overall...again refer to above for how awesome I am right now. I know you all must be feeling like I am such a little snot for bragging. Well you are right and I am.
Plans for the summer:I am goign to be kicking butt and taking names while working here at the Inn in logan and Ty is going home to work for his old boss, Mon-Thurs. Then we will reunite for the weekends. I am so not loving the idea of sleeping in my house all alone,what with all the rapers and burgelers trying to steal me and sell me into a sex ring. I mean really logan is a pretty sketchy place. Even though I liive on the third floor and you have to go through three locked doors to get to me, I know esactly how possible it is for me to be raped or stolen in the night. I am a realist. Tyler is not worried. He is probably hoping that if I do get stolen or something else bad, we can get some big bucks in a settlement for it...there is always hope for a big break like that! CHA CHING!
Exciting news number two: I am dying my hair tonight. RED! Yeah baby goodbye Plain Jane brunette Hello Fircracker. I am not going to lie, i am nervous, what if my coloring looks bad with red? YIKES! I am taking inspiration from one of my Friends hair do's in years past..She was obviously way ahead of her time, she should have been friends with Kurt Cobain. I don't really think he was ahead of his time however everyone says that.
Happy Summer!

Bleh

I hate blogging. I am just going to say what I have been in denial of for a really long time and fess up. I HATE BLOGGING. It is so annoying. I hate that if you don't blog regularly like once a week people get annoyed and ask when you are going to blog next. You want to know what's up with my life? Freaking call me. I promise you will get way more out of me than if you watch my blog. Plus when I blog I have to pretend my life is so fabulous and I love everyone and that everything is just wrapped up in a nice pretty pink bow. Well it is not. Not even close. No one I know has a life like that.As my good friend Megan would say it is not butterflies and rainbows all the time. I don't even like the type of people who are all everything in my life is amazing and nothing is wrong...blah blah blah. Spare me. If I want to hear that kind of crap I will visit my parents ward in the UC. I mean really when I sit here and weigh the pros and cons of blogs...The cons way out weigh the pros. The only pro I was thinking I liked was the idea that some x boyf or chick I don't like is reading it and feeling like they are inadequate in my awesomeness...Thank you loyal subjects. You may bow. HOWEVER since I have blog stalkers and haters in my past..I am private. Which all this pretty much means is that I am writing blogs for exactly like 5 people who I talk to fairly regularly anyway. And YET! I am writing a blog right now. It is addicting. I hate it. I am (pardon my french) the blog's bitch. I hate feeling controlled. Owned. and here I sit. Playing perfectly into the addiction and getting my fix. Its not a pretty sight, sucking on the teet of mother blog. Well now that my guilt has abated, I will inform you on life..its good. The End.